Earlier this summer, I started writing a novel. I haven’t finished it yet, but I did start it. And I’ve written a lot of words. I get up every morning and vomit them all on the page. It’s awful. I mean, awesome! It’s awesome. It is Very Very Impressive, this writing schedule of mine. When I become Very Very Famous, this Very Rigid Very Productive Early Morning Novel-Writing Routine will certainly be shared Far and Wide. Want in on this secret to success? It’s easy! Just follow these simple steps: